Thursday, July 10, 2008

The One on Thunder Man

My summer intern at the Indian School of Business has been filled with experiences ranging from the most enriching to the weirdest. As it trudges towards a docile finish, its time for retrospection. For the past few days, I've been wondering on what was my biggest haul from this brief period of 12 weeks.......hmm...this ain't gonna be easy.

Finally, as if from some Divine Bodhi tree, the realization dawned upon me. Without any doubts or qualms, let me announce to the world that the richest experiences came from my encounters with this great hero amongst ordinary mortals, a super-hero who takes his humility to another level of acting like a super-zero, the stuff of legends, the one and only.......Thunder-Man.

Hailing from Hyderabad, the city of the Nizams and the Biriyani, Thunder-Man moves around under the disguise of a happy-go-lucky, vetti, naive IITian. But few do know the exploits of this sage of a man. Hey when I call someone a superhero, the image which comes to the common man is that of Super-Man or the Wonder-Woman and to some comrades of mine, myself( Thank you!!!!). But the man under scrutiny breaks all the shackles of preconceived notions by coming across as a simple yet serious individual. The incredible phenomenon which lies beneath the layers of unrecognizable facade is known to only a few lucky souls which thank GOD includes me.

Every super-hero must have a super power. Its kind of a universal rule in fact thats what defines a super-hero. In this case, not only are his powers unconventional, but also ones which every male who has crossed the threshold of adolescence yearns to possess. Thunder-Man is simply put, an irresistible "object of desire". He literally oozes charm, seducing, strangely, worthy members of both sex.(A power I should say no other human being has ever called his own).

I would be doing gross injustice to the Thunder-Man by calling him what Angelina Jolie is infamously known for. (Kindly, forgive the ambiguity attached to the above statement. This blog is for little kids too.) Coming back to our discussion, the Thunder-Man is a hapless, "ordinary" human being blessed with certain talents which many have penanced for years to attain, but to no avail. Wielding a smiling demeanour and insurmountable levels of sophistication as his lethal weapons, this hero or "villain to many" has enamoured, loved and broken many a heart.

So all the LLLadies and a few "different" men out there, who were fascinated by this man of gigantic stature, please contact me for any extra details you might need on this wonder-man. One of you might be the lucky one, because the Thunder-Man is for a difference, single for the day. So thats it for now........keep tab of this blog to see many more of the Thunder chronicles!!!!!

So long..............Thunder Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Oops...don't forget your thunder wear.

9 comments:

Leela said...

LOL! Good one.
PS: Try playing down on the melodrama.

Mr. I said...

thunder wear aka Th(e)-underwear i guess ???

hmm, well you seem to have taken my critique seriously da :P

Anonymous said...

Whoever this thunder man is, be wary of him. He already seemed to have spelled his charm on you....Hope you dont end up happy and gay....all the best ;)

Kuju said...

Hope you all figure out who this little known hero is. Don't worry thandra, I'm on the watch.

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Unknown said...

LOL ! U are full of "different" surprises :D

Taz said...

Little kids lolz :D
Nice one :P

Kaushik said...

who is that thunderman? whoever it is he seemed to have brought out the 'well known in tambi but not known outside' "gayness" in you